9:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
9:30 AM - Introduction to the meeting, reiteration of last meeting's minutes, and a few more pointless questions about the weather
10:15 AM - Agenda Item 1: The Johnson Report
10:45 AM - Agenda Item 2: Who ate the last donut
11:15 AM - Agenda Item 3: The meeting that never ends
12:00 PM - Lunch break, because we all need a break from each other
1:00 PM - Agenda Item 4: The meeting that we'll all pretend to care about
Action items from the last meeting, because we all forgot to do them
Minutes from the last meeting, because who actually reads this stuff?