Due to unforeseen circumstances, our snack budget was depleted by 87% by 10:45 AM. The conference room was left with nothing but a few stale granola bars and a faint recollection of what used to be a bag of potato chips.
We will be conducting an investigation into this matter and will have a full report out by Friday.
Recommendation 1: We should have brought more snacks. Read more.
Recommendation 2: We should have brought more snacks. Read more.
The meeting adjourned with a general sense of disappointment and rumbling tummies.
Appendix: Snack Failures of the 3rd Quarter
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