You've made it to MTG-4, the meeting that will change nothing. Our CEO has been talking about "synergizing" for the past hour, and we're all just going through the motions.
Our team of highly trained professionals has been tasked with "dissecting" the latest market trends, but so far, we've only managed to come up with a few half-baked ideas that will likely be forgotten by next quarter.
As an attendee, you are expected to nod enthusiastically and take furious notes, all while wondering if you'll ever get that meeting over.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! We've got a special surprise for you: a 30-minute presentation on "The Future of [Insert Unrelated Industry Here]". It's sure to be a real snooze-fest.