Attendee Bob is here, and so are we. Because, apparently, someone thought this was a good idea.
I'm here. I took a bus. I ate a sandwich.
What was the point of this meeting again?
I think we should table the agenda and just play some video games instead.
1. Review last meeting's minutes (because we all loved that)
2. Discuss the importance of proper meeting etiquette (so Bob learns)
3. Decide on a team-building activity (so we can all pretend to have fun)
Bob's Recommendation: The Great Wall of China