Are you tired of being noticed when you leave a meeting? Do you want to make it look like you're still engaged, while secretly planning your escape?

• Master the art of nodding while thinking about your to-do list.
• Perfect the subtle art of glancing at your watch without actually looking at the time.
• Develop a keen sense of when to interrupt with a "great idea" to really just get out of there.

Bob's Tips:

As someone who's spent years honing the art of stealthy departure, I'm happy to share my secrets with you:

1. Make sure to bring your phone, not for actual work, but to feign interest in a non-existent call.
2. Use the "I need to get some air" exit strategy. It's a classic.
3. Practice the "I just remembered I have to get to a meeting" escape route.

Remember, the key to leaving without being noticed is to blend in with the surroundings and make a quick exit. Happy trails, fellow stealthy travelers!

Note: Do not try this at home. Or at work. Or in any situation where you might actually be noticed.