Meeting of the Century: Bob's Anti-Recommendation Edition

You are now entering the Meeting of the Century: Bob's Anti-Recommendation Edition, where every idea is a minefield of mediocrity.

Bob, the self-proclaimed "Expert on Nothing," is here to share with you his unorthodox wisdom on how to make every meeting a soul-sucking, productivity-killing, and generally awful experience.

Join Bob on his quest for the worst meeting ever, and discover how to:

Don't forget to bring your A-game (or lack thereof), because in the Meeting of the Century, the only thing we value more than your time is your suffering.

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Meeting Minutes

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Meeting Photos

Bob, looking unimpressive, as usual.

Bob looking unimpressive

Leaving with Style

The art of exiting a meeting with the most flair. We've got the experts: Bob's Top 5 Exit Strategies for the Truly Uninspired.

1. The Sudden Disappearance

Leave without saying a word, like a ninja in the night.

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2. The Fake Emergency Call

"I have to go, I have to go, the cat's on fire!"

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3. The Slow Exit

Make your way out, but take your time, it's not like anyone's waiting for you.

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4. The "Meeting's Over" Lie

"I thought it was over an hour ago, I'm so sorry."

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5. The "I Forgot My Keys" Exit

"I'm so sorry, I left my keys on my desk, I have to go get them, goodbye!"

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Don't forget to leave with style, folks!