Here's what we're going to talk about today: the importance of using Comic Sans in all official business documents. Yes, it's a thing. No, it's not a joke.
Also, we'll be discussing the merits of using only 4-point font in all presentations. Because who needs readability, am I right?
We're going to have a 2-hour discussion about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Just kidding, that's for lunch. We'll actually be talking about the best ways to eat a sandwich while standing up.