This meeting was called by the infamous "Meeting King" Bob, who somehow still has not managed to delegate his workload despite having 17 subordinates.
The agenda was a 47-page behemoth, covering topics such as "The Importance of Proper Staple Stapler Usage" and "The Future of Virtual Meetings: Trends and Innovations".
Attendees were treated to an endless stream of PowerPoint presentations, poorly designed and filled with clip art from the 90s. The projector was on the fritz, but nobody noticed.
Refreshments were provided, including stale coffee and a mysterious substance that was supposed to be "artisanal" granola but turned out to be just old cereal.
As the meeting droned on, participants began to lose hope, but then someone mentioned "breakout sessions" and it was like a beacon of light in a sea of despair.