Bob's Recommendation

Bob says: "When I'm leaving, I'm not just leaving, I'm making a bold statement. I'm like a Phoenix, rising from the ashes of bureaucracy. I'm a harbinger of change, a disruptor of status quo. My departure is not just a departure, it's a declaration of independence. So don't bother trying to contact me, I'm not going to be there."

Also, don't forget to attend the next meeting:

Redundant Meeting 5: "The One Where Bob's Not There"

Same old same old, but without the spark of Bob's presence