Minutes of the Incompetent Meeting

Present: Bob (who forgot his notes), Alice (who brought her cat), and Dave (who ate all the donuts).

• Agenda:
• Discussion of the non-existent project
• Deciding on the color of the new office walls

Action items:

• Alice: "I'll bring donuts next meeting."
• Bob: "I'll... uh... try to remember what we're doing."
• Dave: "I'll... um... paint the walls... eventually."

Next Meeting: MTG-5: The One Where We Actually Get Something Done