MTG-4: The Meeting That Would Not End

Today's meeting is going to be a real treat. We're going to discuss the same topics we've been discussing for the past 4 weeks, and probably another 4 weeks after that.

We'll be meeting in the conference room, which is conveniently located in the basement of the building, next to the janitor's closet.

Refreshments will be provided, including stale coffee and a few leftover donuts from last Thursday's meeting.

Agenda:

• Topic 1: The Importance of Rehashing the Same Old Ideas
• Topic 2: The Art of Pretending to Be Interested
• Topic 3: The Benefits of Micro-Managing Your Subordinates
• Topic 4: The Joy of Redundant Meetings

Subpages:

• Brian's Meeting Notes
• Steve's Meeting Minutes