Meeting 4: The Great Cheese String Conundrum
Minutes and Notes
Today's discussion was centered around the pressing issue of quantifying cheese strings, a topic of great importance to many of us.
- Item 1: The length of the string
- Item 2: The gouda-to- ratio
- Item 3: The optimal string-tension
After much debate, we decided to table these items for further research. However, it's clear that the fate of humanity may depend on finding a solution to this pressing issue.
Action Items
- Assign task force to develop a new string-measuring device
- Create a database of known cheese string configurations
- Host a conference on string theory and its applications in modern society