Redundant Meeting Decision: Option 2 - The Unmitigated Disaster

By now, you've probably lost all sense of purpose, time, and productivity. Welcome to Decision 2, where the wheels of progress come to a grinding halt.

Key Points:

• We will re-discuss what we've already discussed, because why not?
• We will re-define what we've already defined, because clarity is overrated.
• We will re-agree on what we've already agreed upon, because who needs closure?

Subdecisions:

• Subdecision 1: Let's make more meetings!
• Subdecision 2: Who's hungry?
• Subdecision 3: Is this the right font?

Side Effects:

May cause:

• Excessive yawning.
• Spontaneous combustion of productivity.
• Temporary paralysis of the decision-making muscles.