Today we're discussing the meaning of life, the minimalist approach to productivity, and why we're still here.
1. Introduction by the Chairperson
2. 3-hour presentation on "The Importance of Repeating the Same Ideas Over and Over"
3. Break: 15 minutes of pointless small talk
4. "The Art of Repeating the Same Ideas Over and Over" presentation
A special presentation by our sponsor, Red Bull Coffee: "The Caffeine-Fueled Ignition of Redundancy"
Don't forget to grab a cup of their special "I'm-Not-Sure-I'm-Alive" coffee blend in the break room!
Break Room prophets of redunancy, unite! Next Meeting: 1 hour 5 minutes