Meeting 4: The Pointless Session

Appendix of Useless Statements

Today's meeting was a resounding success in terms of accomplishing nothing. We spent exactly 2 hours talking about the importance of not talking about it.

The main points of discussion included:

• Why is the stapler on the table not stapling?
• We should really talk about that thing we were supposed to talk about last week.
• Can someone please pass the donuts?

Side note: The donuts were not passed.

Next meeting: Meeting 5: The Unproductive Summit

Or, if you'd like to skip the next meeting and just get the minutes: Summary of Nothing Done