MTG: Gods of Productivity - Ascendit

We, the Ascendit, have ascended to the pinnacle of productivity. Our meetings, once bloated and soul-sucking, are now optimized for maximum efficiency. Learn more about our team structure.

We have eliminated all distractions, except for cat videos, which are mandatory viewing for all attendees. Check out our policies for more info.

Our gods of productivity have ordained the use of the Pomodoro Technique, ensuring that all tasks are accomplished in 25-minute increments. Discover our techniques.

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Ascendit Achievements:

  1. We have increased productivity by 3000% since our ascension.
  2. We have reduced meeting time by 90% by eliminating small talk.
  3. We have increased coffee breaks to 3 hours daily.

Our Ascendit Team:

  1. Our CEO, Zeus.
  2. Our COO, Athena.
  3. Our CTO, Apollo.