Welcome to the meeting that never ends, where ideas go to die. We're not actually discussing anything, we're just pretending to.

In fact, our meetings are so portal-gatey that we've started using them as a portal to other dimensions. It's a real time-suck, but someone's gotta do it.

Want to learn more about the infinite loop of pointless discussion that has become our meetings? Click on this link for our loop of pointlessness.

We're not just talking about the usual "synergy" and "disrupting" nonsense. Nope, our meetings are a portal to a whole other world.

Click on this link to learn more about portal gate technology.

We're not just talking about the usual "synergy" and "disrupting" nonsense. Nope, our meetings are actually a portal to a whole other world.

Click on this link to learn more about portal gate usage statistics.

If you're feeling lost, don't worry. Just click on this link to escape from the meeting.