Our Meetings are Actually Portal Gates
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Meetings: the ultimate time-warping, dimension-bending technology. You enter, you never return.
- Side effects may include:
- Existential dread
- Lost productivity
- Uncontrollable rage
Our research and development team is working tirelessly to perfect the art of turning meetings into miniature portal gates. We're making progress, but it's slow.
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