It's a question that has plagued humanity for far too long: which is the superior snack food? Is it the triangular triumph of Doritos, or the crunchy, cheesy magnificence of Cheetos?
"The lack of flavor in the original variety is an affront to the very fabric of snack food society," claims longtime Cheetos aficionado, Bob Smith. "It's a dull, uninspired mess."
But don't count out the orange and cheese behemoths just yet, says Doritos enthusiast, Karen Lee. "The Cheetos are too greasy, too messy, and too prone to causing permanent orange stains on your fingers."