Snack Lawyers and the Snack System Philosophy

Deep in the heart of the meeting room, a group of lawyers sat around a table, surrounded by the remnants of last week's TPS reports. They were the Snack Lawyers, the keepers of the snacking system.

It was a meeting like any other, filled with pointless jargon and unnecessary PowerPoint presentations. But amidst the monotony, a glimmer of hope shone bright: a fresh bag of Cheetos.