It's been weeks since the last meeting, and everyone's still waiting on John to get back to us with the "updated" project plan.
We've got 17 drafts on the table, and 3 of them are just slightly different versions of the same document.
Meanwhile, the coffee machine is still broken, and we're all starting to lose hope.
So, what happens next?
Will John ever come back? Will we ever get anything done? Will someone please, for the love of all that is holy, fix this coffee machine?
Maybe someone will finally come back, and we can get back to work!
Or, maybe the coffee machine will magically fix itself, and we can all just forget about our sanity.
Stay tuned, folks!