Why the Stapler is Jammed

The stapler, once the stalwart workhorse of office supply, has fallen victim to the scourge of Redundant Meetings.

It seems that MTG-4 has finally succumbed to the crushing weight of pointless discussions, and the stapler, once so reliable, now refuses to function.

As the team struggles to find a new use for the stapler, they've resorted to using it as a makeshift paperweight.

Perhaps it's time to consider replacing the stapler with a more modern, less prone to Redundant Meeting-related trauma, solution.

What was the stapler once used for?

Should we just get a new stapler?