WHO STOLE THE LAST OF THE REMAINING COFFEE?

It's time to get real, folks. We've had it with the constant meetings, the endless reports, and the dwindling coffee supply. Someone in this office has been pilfering our precious coffee, and it's time we get to the bottom of it.

We've had it with the usual suspects: John from HR, Karen from Marketing, and the IT guy who just won't stop talking. Who's the real culprit? Is it a case of corporate espionage, or just plain old thievery?

Meetings: The Coffee Enforcement Agency has been called in to investigate, but they're not making any promises.