Today, we will discuss the most pressing issues of the century: why the pyramid cake joke is bad, whether anti-jokes are the answer to all of life's jokes, who stole the last of the remaining cereal, and why the cat took a bath in chicken soup.
Remember: all decisions made in this meeting are final and binding. Any attempts to re-open or re-discuss any topics will result in a stern lecture from the meeting chair.
Mr. Jenkins has been chairing meetings since the 80s. He has a reputation for being merciless when it comes to irrelevant jokes.
Note: The meeting will be held on the 3rd floor in the conference room. Please arrive early to secure a seat.
By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you have read and understand the meeting agenda. You also acknowledge that you have no idea what the meeting is about.