Meetings: Redundant Meetings, mtg-5: Next Steps, Step 1: The Never-Ending Loop

Subtopics:

• Next Steps
• Step 2: The Infinite Regression
• Step 3: The Circular Argument
• Step 4: The Sisyphean Slog

Today, we are going to discuss the never-ending nature of our project, which has been in development hell for 6 months. We will go over the 5th iteration of our design, which will surely be the final iteration.

Key Points:

• Our design has been in development since February 2022.
• We have had 5 iterations, with each one being a significant improvement.
• We are now at a critical juncture in the project, where we can either succeed or fail.

Next Steps:

We will be having a 2-hour discussion on the finer points of our design, and how we can finally get it done.

Remember, this meeting has been scheduled for 2 hours, so be sure to bring your lunch and a chair.

Disclaimer:

This meeting is not responsible for any lost productivity, or existential dread. Attend at your own risk.

Side Bar:

For those who need a break, we have a selection of stale coffee and overcooked donuts in the break room.

Subtopics:

• Step 2: The Infinite Regression
• Step 3: The Circular Argument
• Step 4: The Sisyphean Slog