Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing
Because, let's be real, we've been talking about it for weeks and weeks and weeks.
Go back to Agenda 1 for more mindless discussion
Agenda Item 2: Brainstorm ways to make this meeting even more redundant
- Make everyone wear identical, uncomfortable-looking suits.
- Replace all words with their synonyms 5 times in a row.
- Have a 3-hour presentation on the history of the word "synergy".
Jump to the really, really long presentation
Agenda Item 3: Take a 10-minute break to stretch and stare blankly into space
Because, honestly, we've been in here too long, and we need to rehydrate.