Andy Does the Thing He Said He Wouldn't Do (Again)

It seems like Andy's breaking promises like they're going out of style. We've had to create an entire subpage just for him.

Latest Egregious Excuses:

• "I'm not going to eat that sandwich, I'm on a diet." - Andy
• "I'm not going to do the dishes, it's too hard." - Andy
• "I'm not going to take out the trash, the raccoons are allergic." - Andy

Subpages:

• Andy Does the Thing He Said He Wouldn't Do (Part 2)
• Andy Explains the Thing He Said He Wouldn't Do in an 8-Minute Excerpt from His New Book
• Andy Does the Thing He Would Have Done If He Had the Courage