Because who needs a concise agenda when you can have a sprawling mess?
• Unnecessary subcommittees: Because who doesn't love pointless bureaucracy?
• Redundant reports: Because who needs to read the same report three times?
• Interminable discussions: Because who doesn't love to talk about the weather?
Meetings are a waste of time. Let's just agree on that.
Stay tuned for further updates on the completely-not-reduntant agenda.