Meeting of the Century: MTG 5

Where: The Conference Center, Dimension 7

Why: To discuss the finer points of procrastination and excuse-making.

Agenda:

1. 10:00 - Welcome and apologies
2. 10:30 - "I'm running late, can we push the meeting back 15 minutes?"
3. 11:00 - Break for coffee and complaining
4. 11:30 - "I've got a great idea, but it's going to take 3 hours to explain"
5. 12:30 - Lunch and gossiping
6. 13:30 - "I'm not sure, what do you think?"
7. 14:30 - "I've got it! I've finally got it!"
8. 15:00 - Wrap-up and excuses

Subtopics:

• Banter Techniques
• Creative Procrastination
• Office Politics 101

Presented by: The Great Procrastinator, Esq.