MTG-5: The Donut Woes Session

Today's agenda is filled with pointless discussion and unnecessary meetings. Join us as we tackle the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room.

Due to the importance of this meeting, we will be having an extra-long break for donut-fueled brainstorming. Please arrive early to secure a seat.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this meeting are not necessarily the views and opinions of the meeting organizers. Unless they are.