We're now on our 5th meeting of the week, and it's still unclear what we're doing here. The discussion has devolved into a heated debate over whether or not the stapler is on the table. Some argue it's essential for our productivity, others claim it's a distraction.
As the discussion rages on, the coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a fancy new one that only dispenses decaf coffee. The real question on everyone's mind is: who did it, and why?
For those interested in the finer points of office politics, we have a special report from our resident expert, Jane Doe. Read the full report.
For those who just want to know when the next meeting is, here's the schedule.
And for those who just want to take a break, the break room is just down the hall.