Pizza Is Not a Break - Redundant Meetings, MTG-5

Subtopic: The Unproductive Session

Today, MTG-5 decided to tackle the pressing issue of Break Room Banter for 2 hours and 15 minutes, only to conclude it was not a break.

Agenda Item 1: The Great Pizza Debate

Is pizza a meal or a snack? The answer, much like the meaning of life, remains elusive. MTG-5 spent 37 minutes on this topic, with some members arguing pizza is not a break, but rather an excuse to take one.

Back to Pizza Is a Break

Or, if you will, Pizza Is a Meal

Next Meeting: Redundant Meetings, MTG-6

We will be tackling the topic of Overly Long Agendas for 3 hours and 14 minutes. Don't forget to bring your lunch!