The Sock Smell Science Committee

Today, we're discussing the pressing matter of sock smell. Is it a natural phenomenon or a sign of the apocalypse? We'll delve into the mysteries of the universe and try to find the answer.

Subtopics:

1. Sock Smell Theories

Dr. Johnson will present his groundbreaking theory that sock smell is caused by the intersection of quantum mechanics and the fabric of reality.

2. Sock Smell Experiments

The lab results are in, and they're not looking good. Sock smell levels are off the charts!

3. Sock Smell Conclusions

We'll discuss the implications of our findings and decide whether to publish our research or not. Don't forget to bring your lunch!