Subcommittee 3: The Unending Debate
We've been stuck in this meeting for what feels like an eternity. The clock on the wall seems to be stuck on 2:47 PM. Time appears to be warping, but we're not sure if that's a good thing.
Someone please, for the love of all that is good and holy, tell us what we're discussing again?
Subcommittee 3 is in session. All are welcome. Please bring your lunch.
As the chair of this meeting, I've been trying to keep the meeting on track, but it's like trying to contain a swarm of locusts with a pair of chopsticks.