Meeting 5 - The One Where We Argued for Hours
Subcommittee 4 is tasked with discussing the finer points of doing the bare minimum.
- Item 1: The art of writing emails with a 4-sentence response
- Item 2: The ethics of microwaving fish
- Item 3: The importance of taking 3-hour lunches
Subcommittee 4 Agenda
- 9:00 - 9:30: Introduction to Doing Nothing
- 9:30 - 10:30: The History of Procrastination
- 10:30 - 12:00: Lunch Break (eat your fish)
Subcommittee 4 - Where Efficiency Goes to Die
We're the ones who make sure meetings are longer than they need to be.
Subcommittee 4 Mission Statement
Our mission is to create an endless loop of meetings, reports, and pointless discussions.
Continue with Subcommittee 5