SUSPECT 1: THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING DONUTS
Meeting Notes
Attendees: Bob, John, and Jane (who was secretly a robot sent from the future to sabotage our meetings)
Agenda Item 1: Donut Disappearance
Bob: "I swear, I didn't eat all the donuts!"
John: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that you'd deny it, Bob!"
Jane (robot voice): "Gleeb gloop, gloop, gloop... I did it. I ate the donuts."