MTG 5: THE DONUT TRAVesty
It's time to get down to brass tacks, folks. We've got a mystery on our hands, and it's a real doozy.
It seems that someone, or something, has made off with the last of the remaining donuts in the break room.
Now, we all know that donuts are the lifeblood of any respectable meeting, and without them, we're all just a bunch of miserable, sugar-deprived zombies.