Lead 1: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Meetings: because who needs productivity?

Agenda

• 9:00 AM - Arrive late and take up two chairs
• 9:05 AM - Discuss why we can't actually start on time
• 10:00 AM - Take a three-hour break for "creative thinking time"
• 1:00 PM - Eat a whole pizza by yourself
• 2:00 PM - Pretend to understand the PowerPoint
• 5:00 PM - Declare the meeting "productive" and adjourn

Key Decisions

Decided to move the meeting to the break room, because, why not?

Next Steps

We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss the same topics, because who needs closure?

Subtopics

• Lead 2: The Meeting Within the Meeting
• Lead 3: The Smuggling of Jobs

Related Meetings

• Last week's meeting, which we all pretend to remember
• Next week's meeting, which we'll probably just repeat