IT Guy Had a Sandwich Crash
IT Guy, a man of the people, was attempting to eat a sandwich in the break room when he had an epiphany. The crunching of the lettuce, the crunching of the chips, and the squelching of the mayo all combined to form an overwhelming wave of existential dread.
- It Guy Solved the Meaning of Life
- It Guy Started Writing a Philosophy Textbook
- It Guy Became Full-Time Philosopher King
He is now known throughout the land as the Sandwich Philosopher.
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(Note: Not actually written by It Guy. Or a dummies series book. Probably.)