It Guy's Philosophical Ascension

Meeting Minutes

It Guy's existential crisis reached new heights as he pondered the meaninglessness of meetings.

With a sandwich in hand, he experienced a profound revelation: the universe is just a vast, interconnected web of pointless discussions.

• Item 1: The futility of project planning was debated at length.
• Item 2: The merits of coffee breaks were weighed.
• Item 3: The importance of proper sandwich protocol was discussed.