Attendees:
John Doe, Jane Doe, and Bob Smith
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discussion on the meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio
- Item 2: The futility of trying to achieve work-life balance while working for this company
Decisions:
- Item 1: We will continue to exist, but only if we can find a good coffee shop nearby
- Item 2: We will pretend to care about our well-being, but only on Tuesdays