The meeting began with 17 minutes of awkward silence, followed by a 30-minute debate over who ate the last donut in the break room.
Item 1: Discussion of the prophets of Meeting 10. Conclusion: We will not be having any more meetings.
Item 2: Review of the meeting schedule for the week. Conclusion: More meetings.
Important Note:
The coffee machine is still not fixed.
Meeting adjourned. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.