Redundant Meetings: Mtg5

Another meeting about meetings.

Where everyone agrees to disagree.

We will be discussing:

• Why we can't just use email?
• Why we can't just use phone calls?
• Why we can't just use instant messaging?

We will not be covering:

• The meaning of life
• The secrets of the universe
• The meaning of "synergy"

Next meeting:

• Same time, same place
• Bring your favorite coffee mug

Also:

• Have you tried our new meeting-space chairs?
• They're really something.

For more information, see:

(Note: Attendance is not required, but please don't be absent.)

Also, don't even think about being early.

Or late. Just be there.

(Or not. We won't judge you.)

Unless you're on time. Then we will judge you.

But only in the meeting.

After which, we will forget all about it.

And schedule another meeting.