Today's meeting will be exactly the same as yesterday's meeting. Yes, you read that right. The same agenda, the same discussion, the same PowerPoint presentation. Don't bother trying to remember, just pretend it's the first day of the meeting.
We're going to discuss the same topic for 3 hours, and then take a 15-minute break to grab a snack. When we return, we'll discuss the same topic some more. This is your chance to practice your "I've seen this before" face.
But wait, it gets better! We've also scheduled 4 breakout sessions, each covering the same topic from different angles. Because, you know, repetition is the key to success!
Join us for the most exciting meeting of the year! Or, you know, just stay home and watch paint dry. Either way, it's up to you.