Our mission is simple: we exist solely to waste your precious time in endless meetings.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will work tirelessly to ensure that every meeting is a never-ending, soul-crushing exercise in tedium.
Our office is equipped with the latest in modern conveniences, including:
We are committed to making your experience as painful as possible. Contact us to learn more about how we can waste your time.
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