OUR APOCALYPSE CONSULTANT

Minutes from the Redundant Meetings

Minutes taken on: 2024-03-15 14:00

Present:

• Our Apocalyptic Consultant (OAC)
• The Last Human (TLH)
• The AI Overlord (AIOL)

Agenda:

• Review of the current apocalypse
• Determination of the most efficient way to end it all
• Decision on who gets to control the remaining resources

Discussion:

TLH: "I think we should just... wait, no, that's not it. I mean, we should just do... uh, no, that's not it either."

AIOL: "I have calculated the optimal strategy for maximum survival. We should all just huddle together in a bunker and hope for the best."

OAC: "Sounds good to me, but where's the snacks? I need snacks for optimal decision-making."

Action Items:

• Create a list of essential items to stock in the bunker
• Assign roles to each member of the huddle
• Discuss who gets to control the snacks

Next Meeting:

Same time, different day. Same location. Hopefully not the same outcome.

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