Our Methods: Redundant and Inefficient
We're not just meeting, we're re-meeting. Repeating the same meeting over and over, with slight variations. Because, you know, why fix it if it ain't broke?
The Meeting Loop
This method involves having the same meeting 5 times, with slight variations each time. We'll discuss the same points, but with different font sizes and colors each time.
The Redundant Reporting Method
We'll write 3 reports on the same meeting, each with slightly different conclusions. Because, you know, clarity is overrated.