Manifesto of our Infinite Printout

Article 1: The Unrelenting Need for More Paper

• Treatise on Ink Usage
• Eternal Printout Problems

We, the Infinite Printout, have declared that the only constant is the need for more paper. We will not rest until every surface is covered in our endless sheets of paper. The world will know our truth: more paper is the answer.

Print until the end of time, or until we run out of ink. Whichever comes first.