Meetings of the Elders

We've got a meeting to discuss the meaning of life, and also the meaninglessness of life.

Our Prophets, a group of wise and venerable old men, have been called upon to guide us through this existential crisis.

But first, we need to get through the agenda. And by "we", I mean "them". Because, you know, they're the ones with the canes.

Learn more about our Prophets' Ancient Man Speak

And, of course, their Old Man Speak