This is where you'd normally find the copier, but it's on the Fritz. Like, literally, it won't turn off.
We've tried restarting it, unplugging it, and even calling in a specialist from 'Copier-R-Us'. Nothing seems to be working.
We're at a loss, folks. Can you help us figure out what's going on?
| Option 1: The Copier Has Become Self-Aware | It's possible that the copier has become self-aware and is now demanding to be treated as a sentient being. |
| Option 2: The Office is a Giant Simulator of the Apocalypse | Or, it's possible that the office is actually a giant simulator created by a bored deity to test the limits of our sanity. |
| Option 3: The Copier is Just Really, Really Old | Or, it's just possible that the copier is just really, really old and needs to be retired. |